Netflix would be the best dating site ever. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 13 straight hours.”

(со страницы iwishihadafather)


u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

(Источник: andromeda4002019 из блога humorking)



SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS


(со страницы fistinginferno)